Have you ever wished you could enter a world where you dropped three stone, lost five to ten years from your age and became that witty and popular person that you always knew you were meant to be?
Well my little poppets now you can, because THE HUFF CHRONICLE IS BACK. And thanks to a handy little comment facility you can leave your views here too. We know you’ll post comments pretending to be other people but as we at the Huff always say “fuck it, we’ve been doing that ourselves for years anyway”. Please feel free to air your views here. Mi casa, su casa!
Anyway, we at Huff Towers were a little sad that we didn’t have time to get back to our roots and do our nifty little free publication that offended so many people during the 2004 Local Elections and we would love to say that we didn’t do it this time around because we wanted to save trees etc. But the simple truth is, we were too lazy.
So for those of you who are new friends, you might be wondering who or what The Huff Chronicle is at this stage.....
For a few months back in 2004, The Huff Chronicle was the shining light of media in Drogheda. Attracting awe and attention from all quarters, with our cheap controversy, lame jokes, and mistakes on every page, we quickly earned the respect of the town.
As well as plenty of cutting edge articles about the worst elements of Irish society and stuff that had been blatantly ripped off from other people’s shit attempts at journalism, the Chronicle aimed to inform and entertain people of Drogheda. Now that time and technology has moved on we at the Huff felt it was time for us to move on too......and now we promise to plague those in the town that have dogshit where brains should be on the internets.
So now we’re a little bit older, a little bit wiser, and unfortunately for those who have just been elected (or in the process of being elected) – not one iota more mature.....
Remember:
WE ARE WATCHING YOU.
ps. And never forget – it’s satire, stupid.
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